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So one of the very first things I found out about my visiting cousins from Thailand is that the husband who we’ll call Man-of-Two-Wives (MOTW) because he has no English name, is that hey!…How did you figure it out? Yep. He’s got 2 wives. And studly MOTW has 5 kids.

This trip was a graduation gift for one of his sons, so he & wife #1 flew 18 hours to visit their crazy Americanized family in the states. On the very first day of their visit to us in Dallas, one of my favorite aunts, who we’ll call #4 (No, she’s not the 4th wife, she’s just the 4th oldest sister on my momma’s side. Dude, you gotta keep up with ancient Chinese tradition here. We can’t call our elders by their name, we use their rank=) made sure to slyly tell me about MOTW’s wifey #2.

After I picked my jaw up and un-widened my squinty, chinky eyes, I just realized that I had never been in the presence of a polygamist before! They all co-exist in one very large house…oh, did I mention they’re millionaires? They own some sort of manufacturing plant, so they bleed money.  I would tell you more about their business, but my moderate grasp of the Chinese language and the slight slur and major accent they had was a bit of a conversation killer. They made their first chunk of change in the shrimping business, but got into this new business over a decade ago and never looked back.

So, after that tidbit of juicy news, I found myself slyly staring at MOTW, #1 and their kid because I was thinking that I would see something that would give me a glimpse of the dirty, nasty, sexual deviants that they are! I looked and looked and talked to them like they were from our planet, giving no notion that I thought they may have been implants from a galaxy far away.

All that effort, and dammit, they disappointed me to no end. They were kind, sensitive, generous, funny, smart and amazing shoppers! Hell, they didn’t even strip down and have wild polygamist sex on my kitchen table. Again, so disappointing.

A great Twitter friend asked what I thought about polygamy.

Had you asked me 10 or even 5 years ago, I would have screamed, “Bitch step back from my man before I claw your eyes out!”

Today, the thought of having a home cooked meal waiting for me after working 15 hours, or someone helping me with the dishes and laundry, or helping with the endless list of errands: well frankly it makes we want to weep with hope. Or what if she would just go earn the big bucks or have a another baby for me to coddle while I get to skip the 9 months of HELL?

There’s been so much attention about polygamy with Oprah’s 4 part series on the Yearning for Zion compound. Though Oprah’s expansive influence and story telling skills gave us a more intimate view on polygamy, my family’s visit solidified the fact that it’s not about days and nights of torrid sex and menage-a-trois, but an effort to create a small village who love each other and a family that is strong and stable, and filthy-stinkin-rich.

It is no secret that the Asian culture promotes polygamy. You can see it in the Chinese films and even the English movie “The King & I.” The King of Siam and his 40 concubines were very relative in that story line.

So now for the sex. Would I have issues with my husband having sex with another “wife?” Much to my husband’s chagrin, the hypothetical answer is: I wouldn’t mind if she’s cooking, cleaning or earning us a pocketful of change while popping out babies for me to snuggle up with. And of course, I would have to choose her because she’s got to like watching American Idol, Grey’s Anatomy and Dancing with the Stars. Darling, that’s what you get when you won’t watch these shows with me yourself.

And truth be told, there are some nights where I am so damn exhausted that I fall asleep sitting on my couch with my laptop whirring away. Not only is that not sexy, but it would be a welcome interception if some lady took the pressure off and took care of my darling-husband-super-dad-big-boss-man with the sex drive of a teenager.

Now, it’s easy to say that I’m ok with my husband having relations with a fictitious 2nd super-wife since I am not presented with this situation. And for my Big J-oda’s sake, I better say this too: we will not be looking for a 2nd wife. I promise baby…

But a 2nd husband…

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[ad#in-post-image-ad]Well, it’s been an exciting month to say the least. My 30 Day Challenge this year was full of awesome surprises, from the cool new automation software to the efficiency of my own skills with building new niche sites. However, even though I’ve popped in once in a while, I haven’t been fully present, but that is over (at least for another year).

There have been a few major projects in the works that you should anticipate very shortly:

1. I have my amazing new Template Store currently up and running for those of you who have been asking me for a solution, but what’s even more exciting is that by the end of this month you will also have:

• FREE Templates – Simple and easy to use.
• Create Your Own Templates – this is sooo easy!
• Cost Conscious Templates – Sexy templates on a shoe string budget!

2. My Appointment Calendar will allow you to schedule consultation times online. I’m still working to get that confirmed in real time, but one thing you all know I’m not the best at is coding and this  site in particular revolves around doing all the coding myself.

3. HUNDREDS of FREE legal forms will be released shortly for use in your businesses. They are all the human resources forms I used almost daily in my brick & mortar businesses. I’m now making them available to you. Look for these my mid-May.

4. Insight into the Top 10 Coaches that also Twitter.

5. Discussions about Polygamy (have some family here from Thailand and the hubby has 2 wives) so this has been an interesting couple of days. I myself wouldn’t mind some help around the house! Oh wait, they actually hired servants for that.

6. Discussions about Pot: Do you think we should legalize it? Are you pro 420? Or against? And why?

Oh, & don’t forget to cast your vote in the poll on the sidebar!

7. Ok, if we’re going to talk about Polygamy & Pot, we also need the 3rd “P”: Prostitution. Should we legalize it or not? Why?

8. Oh-I should really do this, so I’ll give you my info on the Top 3 Affiliate programs that have been a smashing hit this year for me.

Ok folks, we have lots to cover so let’s get to it…